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nnnnn i need to find where to watch the new steven universe...

@lizardsquid *the maplebots all crawl on top of the both of us and apply emergency snuggle piles*

@lizardsquid *emits high-frequency distress call inaudible to human ears, shortly after several maplebots run into the room beeping frantically*

if you double-tap maple's nose her eyes light up so they can be used as flashlights in a dark room, but remember to turn them off after you're done using them to conserve her battery!

Anon asks: has anyone told you you're wonderful in the past 10 minutes? 'cause you are 

food, gross 

@noelle @troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social the idea is awesome, yes

but the execution and context

food, gross 

@troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social @noelle during a trip once i had a pickled sausage from a really shady dive bar and liked it so much i asked for another one since i was hungry

my friend who was there almost puked

@daggertooth@monsterpit.net @Vann@glitch.social i'd love it

@troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social @noelle *lurks behind the corner, robot eyes glowing in the dark*

@troubleMoney @noelle @Vann@glitch.social my favourite kind of food

the one that makes people stare at me in disgust for eating it

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