maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

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mood

2017:

"twitter is better cause mastodon has too many white tech dudes"

me, wading through dozens of dozens of trans women and queer folk: ITS A GAY MIRACLE

@fillertrack n-no, no! we're uhhh hhhh being uh extremely hetero !!! i love my *squints at smudged writing on pawpads* buoyfried

*barges in* whatta y'all doin!? Bein gay in here!?

"Okay - I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke."

"Um, can you give us a few more specifics here?"

"They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring."

https://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/dogsinelk.html

hey masto friends. if you see someone like this, just delete the account. it's garbo spam. they're not actually trying to interact with anyone (and the supposed "service" is apparently some generic site builder tool crap)

https://icosahedron.website/media/YDlQ1m9nmas_SiebJ_g

171 / 23 = 7.something

https://patreon.com/noelleanthony

people are dumb

Battery: 7%