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i'm doing a dry run of the shenmue stream, like a pilot episode, to test if i can heckin stream or not

come join

twitch.tv/awoontstdve

LB also fuck you if your service makes you pay to change your username

Suggestion: when you're building a user database, assign each user a 16-digit hexadecimal number as a unique identifier, disallow that internal identifier from changing, and let everything else change.

Want to change your username? Great. Want to change your email? Fine. The unique hex ID is all that matters.

16 hex digits is enough collision space to give every person on earth about 2.5 /million/ accounts on your system, but short enough that you can write it down on a post-it note.

@isha hey! i missed you joining back in December, but have a late welcome!

I require An Job. If you're looking for a full-stack dev (Python/PHP/Node on the back end), and are in Baltimore County or can accept remote work, please give my resume a look: github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resum

has anyone made an album called fantastic beats and where to find them yet

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mastodon, aka fantastic beasts and where to find them

i'm headed home and feeling a bit better already :3

fuckkkk it's raining really hard, i hope at least it stops a little bit before i have to go back home...

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