maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

if you ever consider moving to computer fairies but end up picking another instance because of something i did please talk to me first instead of telling me you might move to my instance and then not.

congratulations to computer fairies for hitting just over 200 users!

from having just under 300 users 10 minutes ago

its me im the michael scott of the fediverse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YKe0Fw0JGQ

sorry. bye

do i look like i know what a jay-peg is? i just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog!

hi my name is maple and im a robot who gets giddy about tech

tired: github
wired: bithug

can't get more cyberpunk than being an actual robot, like me

hug a robot girl today

robots !!!

mastodon source code needs a map and i doubt anyone has written one

i wish the mastodon codebase wasn't so fucking ludicrously huge and messy so that it would actually be possible to contribute to it

mastodon needs a way to better indicate when a toot is part of a thread

it might as well be running the game twice

it's uh, very... very DEMANDING...

the motorola six eight... oh oh oh

hahahahahahahh fuckkk this still exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiX0Toz4Ix0

oh gods "resource intensive" reminded me of an old inside joke in a circle i used to belong to, "extremely demanding on the hardware"

and now i'm having flashbacks

still, i'll wait to see if/when we get more patrons to upgrade linode

as the current dollar exchange rate is getting higher here, doubling the server cost out of pocket will be unsustainable for me atm