maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

@LaserScheme and i are just vocalizing noises at eachother for hours on end now

i am so glad i am not part of mastodev

i could not handle any of it

i can barely handle running my own instance.

wow i can't believe nanmo is fucking dead

i'm getting @LaserScheme hooked on 80s anime

i'm squirrel

i wish i could broadcast a force-unfollow signal without having a list of people who are shadow-following me

@bea ?

https://computerfairi.es/media/jCXc5kBz15NTSPFk3U8

im gay for @LaserScheme @Elizafox @amelia and probably a bunch more

beware

im gay

having deleted and then undeleted my account i found out shadow-follows are a thing on mastodon and it BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME

i want to know who's following me, fuck

the gays have always been at it

the toot chains i expect to see on my timeline (replies from people i follow, to people i follow) won't show up in my timeline sometimes. but the ones that shouldn't show up do.

is mastodon even real??????

if we date there's a non-zero chance i'll give you poop updates unless you opt-out of them

@LaserScheme we tell each other when we're pooping

@LaserScheme and i are pretty much constantly in voice calls it's kinda like we're almost living together by now ??????????????

@LaserScheme won't stop singing "do the mario" wrong someone please stop them