maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

hey heads up going through ginsterbusch@kosmos.social's timeline looks like he's already been harassing a some people so i think a preemptive block is not unwarranted

ugh

think i'll just try to sleep some more

thought about going outside today but nope

really hope i'm just being paranoid but i think i'll have to be paranoid until i hear from her

has anyone seen noëlle since yesterday..?

hey does anyone have any way to contact Noëlle outside the internet

she hasn't responded in an hour and i'm worried

squirrels are good, actually

update: we are now starting an entire manifesto devoted to spreading the truth of me being an actual robot squirrelbun irl

"how do you giftwrap the sun" - @LaserScheme, 2017

@sydneyfalk She's trying to explain this now and getting increasingly metaphysical here help

"everything is a sometimes" - @sydneyfalk, 2017

LISTEN CORN JUICE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD OK

corn !! juice !!!! it's juice from corn! https://computerfairi.es/media/IJcBFNVfL2aMiP510os

@sydneyfalk is slandering me for liking corn juice help me

so where are the people who defend shitposter.club again? jesus christ just ship mastodon with a built-in block to it already

hey

@LaserScheme and i are going to watch fantastic mr. fox, a movie we've been meaning to watch for a while now

if anyone needs a distraction and wants to join us, we'll be watching here https://www.rabb.it/lana-chan

i'm still gonna go get something to drink so i'll start the movie in a bit

what if i just

toss everything into the wall

maybe it'll work then

how is an i5 laptop with 4gb of ram lagging so much what the fuck is its problem

everything is hanging like 10 seconds and i just have to sit and wait until i can continue typing

the 10 year old thinkpad is working better at this point

everything is just so infuriating today

i just want my desktop working again please