maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

😴

red 7 is such a good band

i appreciate every single one of the squirrel images my friends send me. bless

i will never not assume people talking about squirrels in general are indirectly referring to me

blurg

for now i want to make one thing clear

i don't block people or instances to punish or shame

i block people and instances to protect the safety of my users and the ones around us

hi good morning. i have a few ideas on rewriting computer fairies' rules page. as soon as i have some time to write it i'll announce the new changes.

(don't worry - nothing is changing, i just want to make our code of conduct and ethics clearer)

i need to sleep stop messaging me rawr rawr

can artmom and codemom adopt me already so we can be a happy gay family together

@LaserScheme is now groaning at "tri-nitron"

poll:

trini-tron
or
tri-nitron?

funney goat eat a floppy

OH RIGHT i forgot one
23. 2000 ruby imac g3

"if you've eaten pringles, then you've eaten pringles! i'm good at tautologies" - @LaserScheme, 2017

now on a more serious note, you want to actually be a grown up and discuss our blocks? feel free to talk to @admin or the email noted on its bio AND on the about page of our instance

my personal, non-admin take?

fuck gnu social

no i am not blocking you "for being gnu social or pleroma"

i'm blocking you because
1) gnu social and pleroma are incompatible with mastodon standards (this is now moot with 2.0 but idgaf)
2) you are all a bunch of shitheads spawned from 4chan