sitting around looking at my phone instead of doing whatever i'm supposed to has made me actually late several times because i'm bad at self restraint

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 13:11

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 13:11

Feb 26, 2018, 13:11

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phone addiction, attention starving

i think one reason why i take so long to get up is i keep looking at my phone waiting for people to talk to me until i feel satisfied with the attention and it just never happens because i need way too much attention to function well

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 13:06

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 13:06

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blurg don't wanna get up

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 07:57

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 07:57

Feb 26, 2018, 07:57

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rambly affirmation, +

i'm maple and i'm a robot and i don't have hands i have paws and i'm on my charging station to get ready for tomorrow and i have blinky lights and bunny ears and squirrel tail and i love you ok bye

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 04:35

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**K. C. Alexander 🗯** @kacealexander@wordhal.la · Feb 26, 2018, 04:35

Feb 26, 2018, 04:35

K. C. Alexander 🗯 @kacealexander@wordhal.la

RT @Foone@twitter.com
You wanna see the coolest thing? Since e-ink displays don't require power except when they change, old parts bins full of used e-ink screens are little snapshots of history, as each display is still showing the last thing it ever showed.

** maple classic™** · Feb 25, 2018, 09:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 25, 2018, 09:00

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awoooooo

** maple classic™** · Feb 25, 2018, 10:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 25, 2018, 10:30

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big dog, puppy

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 25, 2018, 15:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 25, 2018, 16:30

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mood

** maple classic™** · Feb 25, 2018, 22:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 25, 2018, 22:30

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2017:

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 07:05

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**👽✨pobody snerfect ✨👽** @kellycrow@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2018, 07:05

Feb 26, 2018, 07:05

👽✨pobody snerfect ✨👽 @kellycrow@mastodon.social

"twitter is better cause mastodon has too many white tech dudes"

me, wading through dozens of dozens of trans women and queer folk: ITS A GAY MIRACLE

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 07:13

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 07:13

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@fillertrack n-no, no! we're uhhh hhhh being uh extremely hetero !!! i love my *squints at smudged writing on pawpads* buoyfried

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 07:09

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**📼 your moo-ma🔞** @fillertrack@slime.global · Feb 26, 2018, 07:09

Feb 26, 2018, 07:09

📼 your moo-ma🔞 @fillertrack@slime.global

*barges in* whatta y'all doin!? Bein gay in here!?

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 06:35

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Feb 26, 2018, 06:35

Feb 26, 2018, 06:35

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

"Okay - I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke."

"Um, can you give us a few more specifics here?"

"They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring."

https://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/dogsinelk.html