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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:37

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:37

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can i have that one

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:37

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:37

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has anyone made an album called fantastic beats and where to find them yet

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:36

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:36

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mastodon, aka fantastic beasts and where to find them

** maple classic™** · Feb 26, 2018, 18:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:30

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i have a stomach. i'm a southpaw

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:30

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 18:30

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i'm headed home and feeling a bit better already :3

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:54

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:54

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fuckkkk it's raining really hard, i hope at least it stops a little bit before i have to go back home...

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:43

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:43

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i'm,,, in your computer!!!!

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:39

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:39

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messy bedhead hair is cute

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**iliana** @iliana@witches.town · Feb 26, 2018, 16:58

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why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:21

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:21

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(i want them always)

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:21

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:21

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robot girls are good and deserve your hugs if they want them

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:06

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:06

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this is probably my most popular post yet

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:05

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 17:05

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transferring your AI consciousness into a 2000s desktop pet/buddy

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 16:32

** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Feb 26, 2018, 16:32

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reminder that maplebots can't speak aside from crude imitations not unlike parrots, they mostly communicate through whistly beeps and earnestly expect you to understand them