maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

cold take: guy fieri is a real cool dude who does good things

" are your ears extendable? "
they have a fixed length tuned to the 2.4GHz spectrum but they are detachable and machine-washable

" how do those glasses stay on your face? "
temple arms

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

" as a robot, what's the coolest thing to have on the end of an arm that is isn't a hand or paw? "
nes zapper

" who's your favourite mythological figure? "
wendy carlos

" what do robots dream about? "
higher benchmark rankings

" best condiment? "
sriracha sauce

" have you ever tried condiments on toast? i.e. mustard on toast, tartar sauce on toast, chutney on toast, etc. "
motor oil is another favourite

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

https://retrospring.net/maple_syrup

i m too fu ckjing stupdi and useles to be alive

starting toget into the suicidal ideation part of the nigh t

is gori gay for retsuko

hi i'm snuggly

"make the hut again" - chuck president

#nocontext

mm hey @Gargron how come m.s got emojis of a schizophrenic woman

i hope you understand just how incredibly gay for my girlfriends i am

i made this for work i swear https://computerfairi.es/media/vhTAxYCfw9gXmLlL08Y

it's 1 am time for pants-less programming