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It's always nice when people made fun of it before but it bears repeating: the use of asbestos in my bot

What if Disney Had Partnered With Sega to Make Kingdom Hearts: or, Sonic & 🅱️uckles

The penis was invented in 1848 by Sir Henry Bepis

@squirrel @LaserScheme

i don't want to have to go as far as blocking that person. i just want to mute them. can i please do that and not be reminded of their posts for a bit please?

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hey mastodon? if i mute someone i don't want to see other people boosting them onto my home timeline thanks

@LaserScheme : "Look, this is a website that has a show called 'Unprofessional Fridays'."
@squirrel : "Right, so they should be professional the rest of the time."

glitchsoc has this weird broken padding in toot contents on public view and it's really annoying

im sure it's intentional and someone along the way thought it was a good idea but i don't

yes i am well aware this does not apply to everyone but that doesn't mean it hurts any less

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"hey your music is really good!"

"oh cool thanks so you wanna work on something together?"

"super cool music tho. really bouncy"

"oh uh okay then would you at least buy some of it"

"love your melodies"

"..."

masto admin psa: mastodon 2.4 puts the search on mobile from compose tab into a tab of its own

if you reverted the the super obstructive floating action button like we did you might want to revert that too

i am so irritable right now literally everything is upsetting me

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the people trying to get into the train are angry that there are people trying to leave the train first

welcome to public transit do not enjoy your stay

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bad mood with a chance to sink into worse....

people talking about Android p meanwhile here i am with a phone thats still on n and a tablet that stopped on l

a medium sized car just passed by sounding exactly like a two-stroke lawnmower

mastodon plugin that detects every time i try to post something with the (-) cw and activates a shock collar on me instead when

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