maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

in fact, i am sure most gnu social/pleroma admins hate me

i have not met a single pleroma/gnu social instance with ethics compatible with ours, which is why computer fairies blocks all of them

except the bullies actively want us dead this time

god, just, ugh

it's like we're in fifth grade

every single day it's a flame war between mastodon and 4chan and it fucking SUCKS

stop giving gnu social and pleroma and gamergate users attention

rhythm heaven fever is fun again

until i got to that fishing one, that one sucks a lot ????

bleb bleb

hmm i kinda miss the brief time i spent in Paris

the streets were really nice to walk on, even at night

that was the only time i left my country or even flew in an airplane, too

maple the robot squirrelbun would be like a worse tails i guess, with technical knowledge that always sounds good on paper but never works

tails: "i can't get this machine to work!"
maple: "oh you just have to do this thing"
tails: "oh yeah that totally makes sense"
*the machine explodes*
maple: "oh whoops guess i was wrong again'

who do i talk to to get a sonic boom cameo as maple the robot squirrelbun

maple the syrup

maple syrup in three toots https://computerfairi.es/media/zDA4xpzvbVomnhAK7DQ

oops i slept again and now it's 2pm

floppy sqrlbun

bed so comfortable

all y'all who post selfies are cuties

aaaaand it's just a SoC famiclone like any others from 20 years ago

found someone doing an unboxing of this same model https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMX-YthV8Y