maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

in that Howard Jones and Peter Godwin mood

wait, "OH" means overhead? i thought it just meant an "oh!" moment thing

well oops i've been posting it wrong this whole time sorry

https://computerfairi.es/media/Um3I7V9aUzgewFFx_W4

ok ok ok ok ok i need to go to bed now ok bye ok gooDNIGHT OK NIGHT

i cant find a video of the hacker badge working anymore but here are some pictures of when i assembled them back in august 2016

it's kind of like a defcon-like badge but in a formfactor that can be used with a safety pin to attach it to clothing and minimal component count and easy to hand solder and fabricate with single-layer pcbs

4 buttons and a fully addressable 8x8 led matrix with nothing more than a single atmega328

https://computerfairi.es/media/KozR8eq176VumGRHXro https://computerfairi.es/media/oPiVENJZGYPIcAToZc4 https://computerfairi.es/media/qk5aCdCw1yScFeokzD8

"squirrel bot plush bun" are all completely interchangeable with each other and you can refer to me with those words in any order

oh you wanna SEE what i've done? ok
- image editing and webdev and sysadmin: look at computerfairi.es
- sound editing and music composition: https://soundcloud.com/svetlana
- electronics engineering: https://github.com/Lana-chan/brochehacker (i actually manufactured 10 of these)
- programming: the rest of my github profile

now hire me

things i could put in my resume:
- image editing
- sound editing
- video editing
- music composition
- programming
- web development
- sysadmin
- electronics engineering

sure i don't HAVE official qualifications for any of those things but uh fuckin hire me ???

i'm a fuckin powerhouse tbh

now that i'm done with the assignment i am less angry at linux and actually pretty impressed with myself that i managed to edit the whole thing that we had a week for in a single day using kdenlive

(i didn't do it over the week cause i only got the material TO be edited today because my group kinda sucks at not doing things last minute)

i finally finished the thing i had to do!!

😫

*collapses onto bed*

it's 2017 and linux still doesn't have an image editor. none. not one exists.

seriously i just want a 16:9 image with centered text

do i have to like, do it out in html and css and then screenshot the page

is there really no other software that can help me do that because kdenlive can't

"but gimp--" sorry i'm not that much into bdsm

i can't figure out kdenlive's title card generator

the textbox can change size if you type in it while text is aligned left or right

but not center

there are no visible ways to resize a textbox

textbox size remains constant if you increase font size

i don't want to download photoshop just to align big text in the middle of the video please

*looks at mastodon*

*clicks through a few threads*

why is this starting to feel like twitter i don't want mastodon to feel like twitter gargron please revert to april

eat shit linux. you will never be windows

oh what does this button do? *hover* *completely white box* Thanks