maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

why is it that i don't have a decent battery charger

one caught fire momentarily and it... sorta still works??

the other just gets hot a lot and smells burnt and probably is old and has a huge transformer inside

i'm

i probably shouldn't use these next to my bed

i just made @LaserScheme google whether or not bird tongues are wet

i like to think of LB as our christmas card

merry christmas from our polycule to yours~

peanut butter and barbecue sauce

https://curiouscat.me/maple_syrup/post/262512095

@chr@cybre.space what was that about a muppets christmas carol?

something you wanna tell us, bud?

i bet it was you

https://curiouscat.me/maple_syrup/post/262508271

look into the mirror and try asking again

https://curiouscat.me/maple_syrup/post/262502584

also we're missing a demisexual flag

i'm :flag_lipstick_lesbian:

:flag_lipstick_lesbian:

@dzuk@a.weirder.earth any reason why you have f.ex "agender_flag" rather than "flag_agender" as shortcodes? this spreads the flags out when ordered alphabetically

i feel like an idiot

i wish mastodon had documentation

what we learnt today:

don't try importing a db backup from an older version of mastodon into a new version of mastodon

db:migrate will break

nobody else has ever experienced this i guess. otherwise i'm sure it would have been documented, obviously. #mastodev

i love that my mouse has a built-in double click. it is never a problem at all.

(i'm being facetious and i need a new mouse)

i like having my pronoun. i don't think we should have a single pronoun but what do i know