Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@catgirl *offers substitute octo-pats*

@catgirl @noelle yeah, unfortunately I, like most cephalopods, have resting bitch face

@noelle @catgirl when I'm angry the tank is a Challenger 2

@catgirl not in the slightest and I'm sorry if I've ever given that impression

@Jo do they still have the bus?

@Miffy@awoo.space @cassolotl@dev.glitch.social Personally I just think NT people are weird as hell

People can be all kinds of bizarre from an NT's point of view and I don't think of them as any weirder than the NTs are

@squirrel *imitates beepy noises*

It's always fun learning new languages

@squirrel henlo teh bunny, this is octopus

@squirrel *squishes self into a pillowy shape so you're all comfy*

@squirrel *makes a slightly smaller portion of squobit nachos*

here you go bun!

@squirrel *wanders to the kitchen to prepare a nice bowl of squobit nachos*

...damn, out of 555s, would some chopped 556s be okay?

would the squobit version of nachos be a load 555s covered in cheese and jalapenos?

@squirrel

@squirrel HI ROBOT!

*gets out a nice bowl of 555s for you*

@quad ah, my method's no good for that then

@quad ORANGEBAGEL

(I always use https://ternus.github.io/nsaproductgenerator/ or similar for hostnames, gives everything a nice super spy feel)

@squirrel @Agiri@masto.ninja catbus from my neighbour totoro but a maple

@masklayer The answer to the question "do people pay more than $ridiculousAmount for $thing" is always yes