Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle just wait until she hears about Irish Republicans (who are most often socialists)

@noelle crackin' cheese, winston

@cypnk yep, I think humans can lay claim to anime being a purely human thing

@cypnk according to legend coffee was first discovered after some bloke saw a bunch of birds acting unusually excitedly and he decided to try the same berries they were eating

So, uh, yeah, other creatures may have got to coffee first as well

all you need is:

"do you?"
"yeah"
"do you?"
"yep"
"sign here, you're hitched"

I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours

That's bloody edited!

How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!

@rainwarrior "a moose is in the city, what would you do?"

well, say hello to the moose obviously

maybe assist in giving directions

@squirrel aww, there's no need for the maple to be startled!

come here and nibble some chips *offers big bowl of 7805s*

@squirrel wait, SKWERL TWITTER

which I guess is computerfairies

@squirrel skiing twitter?

@squeakycheetah for the most part probably

But this is just spin 101, if you have to announce bad stuff, do it on a day when everyone's reporting on something else that's bigger

@squeakycheetah every news source in the country will be reporting on the royal wedding and not much else today

Perfect day to put out bad news because nobody will be paying attention

Anyone happen to know what bad news the UK government tried to bury today?

@TheGibson s/1776/living in the 21st century

students or staff killed by guns in US schools in 2018 (so far): 31

US active duty military deaths in 2018 (so far): 29

The US Army, safer than going to school

@k wait, what?

THAT'S ACTUALLY A THING?!