Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@BatElite ...yes, yes it is

ox -> oxen
fox -> foxen

that's just how language works

the Furry Corner discord is apparently on the first page of google results for "lesbian furry discord"

SEO: we have it, somehow, no idea how that happened but it's pretty neat

Have all the guns you like, any calibre you want, scary looking as hell, whatever

But the minimum length for a legal firearm is now 2 metres

Let's see you lug that fucker around on a shooting spree

@squirrel HI LIKE REALLY FUCKING GAY! I'M OCTOPUS!

@squirrel H

@Elizafox good

octopuses are friends, not food

Yes adafruit, you lot get it

https://learn.adafruit.com/adafruit-crickit-creative-robotic-interactive-construction-kit

"Sometimes we wonder if robotics engineers ever watch movies. If they did, they'd know that making robots into slaves always ends up in a robot rebellion. Why even go down that path? Here at Adafruit we believe in making robots our friends!"

@noelle they really did spend a load of time working on a hillary waxwork and then when the results came in went "shit, guess we've got to make this look like trump"

@noelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI

Now this is a good mix of youtube video and advertising partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eMOCMDQj8

A video about the myt... urban legend of disposing of a body with lye

Sponsored by a VPN company you'll have wished you had a contract with before a video on how to dispose of a body ended up in your browsing history

@squirrel also if you like booze reviews his brother's channel is pretty good too https://www.youtube.com/user/ralfystuff

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social you owe me a larger infinity dollars

@8bits@framapiaf.org YOU OWE ME 8 MILLION!

someone: the truth always lies in the middle
me: you owe me 2 million dollars
someone: wha? no
me: as the truth lies in the middle, you owe me 1 million dollars, money please.

@Sir_Boops well of course jet fuel can't

but all that chemtrail stuff in the planes, who knows what temperature that burns at!

@zeezeemoomoo you know what they say

red sky at night, barn's on fire
red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire

@noelle what if: the witches asking for kids are doing the kids a favour

The kind of people who'd flog their child for a bottle of minor magics probably wouldn't be very good parents

@tinker "bespoke"?

Is that what we're calling solutions bodged together with whatever's nearby these days?