Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

international house of... THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!

It's a hot day today (25 degrees, yes that's hot in the UK) and while I was out and about I saw a guy walking around in a full length black velvet coat, black shirt, and black trousers

He must have been roasting

I wish I had one tenth the commitment to anything that that dude has to being goth as fuck

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'd allow it for stuff released far before street date but yeah, if you want cred for it put some effort in

@ratbaby the place or the game?

I may have to build a new rig when cyberpunk 2077 comes out

@maloki sorta, based on this RPG https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberpunk_2020

@squirrel the sort of other side of the coin of machismo would be marianismo, don't think you're looking for that though

Remember: Quokkas

@Agiri@masto.ninja there are far worse things for them to smell of

@squirrel 😈 muahahahaha

@squirrel wait, we're talking about me finding a way into your pocket chip that's probably like, 2 meters max away from you and the best part of 10,000km away from me because you don't want to get out of bed

holy shit we're in the future

@squirrel does it have vnc on it? could connect and push butan for you

@squirrel dunno, but it's on the live preview, cam noticed it

@squirrel you might want to plug your chip back in

Okay, it seems that Trump has seriously suggested that he may stop trade between the US and the G6 countries

Surely he's not that stu... y'know what he probably is

If he does go that route it's going to end very badly

@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel 20 seconds ahead of me damnit

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz *smash mouth voice* and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

@squirrel @Agiri@masto.ninja *points at maple* lesbun!