Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel woo! well done bun!

@squirrel good frens who all love computer!

@squirrel good computer does good code and beeps!

Rest of the world: "Letter Paper": paper what is used for letters, nice high gsm stuff with a letterhead on it

USA: "Letter Paper", standard use paper for everything, in fact used mostly for things that are not letters

@noelle the error over here in the places that actually follow international standards is "PC LOAD A4"

Which makes a lot more sense

I mean, half the time you're not printing a letter, why would you use letter paper?

@Jo "Dark clothes only. To wash light clothing please purchase the "Light Clothes" DLC for $40"

@softgoat lewd

@alice@elekk.xyz ...okay, obviously I live in a small house/have a really noisy washing machine because I just realise "oh, I haven't heard the machine going for a little while" and it's done

I have just seen an advert for an IoT washing machine

I have no idea why anyone would want an IoT washing machine

@noelle but now you can get any arbitrary file without the effort of walking!

@Vann@glitch.social : pixel art games about being friends with robots

@Jo now if they were announcing a new Z80 machine and/or games for Z80 machines at E3 I'd be a lot more interested

Apparently all the journos at the Trump-Kim summit got given a USB fan in their goody bags

While it's probably just the cheapest fan available on alibaba I really want to see a tear-down in case there's any nefarious stuff in it

@squirrel @Jo @djsundog don't think it was me but 100% yes

@squirrel ooh, speaking of space, this would be super good sung in maple voice https://youtu.be/MDXfQTD_rgQ?t=55s

@squirrel AAAAAAAAAA YAY SPACE MAPLE!

@squirrel "I am best at space. In my little space quarters on my space ship. SPAAAAACCCEEEE"

@squirrel yeah but in the new improved voice we can have a direct comparison! Or something!

@squirrel bee_movie_script.txt