Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass @noelle yeah, ancient greece is like, 800BCE to 600CE on the wider definitions, that's still mostly before Jesus was a thing and it took a while for the christianisation of the whole place

@noelle ancient greece...

as in the ancient greece that existed primarily in years commonly referred to with "BC" slapped on the end...

was christian...

bloody hell.

@matt what? no!

It's not their fault they were created to further a terrible business model

Take them to a nice place out in the countryside so they can play with their friends and be rehabilitated

@squirrel blop!

I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun

@squirrel chan's fuck-up hour: come for the video games, stay to watch her hope slowly fade away while playing an indescribably bad Dilbert game

@rey that and we're the ones who came up with apple pie and fried chicken

@rey hey, the majority of our cuisine has been tested and refined over centuries

Apart from prawn cocktails and tikka masala which are from the 1970's

@rey although it may be mixed with mayonnaise to create "cocktail sauce" which is used for a prawn cocktail

@rey I mean, you can switch it out for ketchup if you like but we'll quietly tut at you

@rey the brown sauce is a required element

And of course a BLT has brown sauce in, need to drown out the taste of that salad

@rey of course, with the aforementioned brown sauce

@rey yep, a BLT with all the extraneous stuff removed

@rey also in many areas ketchup is referred to as "red sauce"

@rey a bacon sarnie disturbs you!? It's literally just bacon between bread!

Okay, when writing the alt text for that image I realised why I got the strange looks when I mentioned it

I have been informed that Brown Sauce is an entirely British Isles thing

What the hell do the rest of you put in your bacon sarnies?

*notices city-wide power brownouts*

...someone's playing with the robot I see...