Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Trump reportedly said, at the G7 meeting, that "Crimea is Russian because they speak Russian"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/albertonardelli/trump-russia-crimea?utm_term=.tq441xrjE#.qsllXK7VY

Uh... Welcome back to the British Empire I guess?

@Agiri@masto.ninja @squirrel "8 [...] at once"...

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:sameyes:

@squirrel MCP23017

@noelle also nobody ever finishes a meal

They always leave when they're half way through it

@Jo @ratbaby @karyl@cybre.space I haven't been in one for a little while but last I knew the ones around Bristol all had the machines where they just push a button

@revenant can confirm

@squirrel oh wait, that reference was from the 60's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner

@squirrel I am not a number! I am a free man!

Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/leica-watch-l1-l2-introducing

And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision

Actual footage of @squirrel helping to make pasta sauce by peeling the garlic

@Siphonay@octodon.social odd features in general... hmm... English, definitely English

Bloody confusing grammar, bizarre mish-mash of various other languages

Yeah, English is pretty weird

@a_breakin_glass @noelle yeah, ancient greece is like, 800BCE to 600CE on the wider definitions, that's still mostly before Jesus was a thing and it took a while for the christianisation of the whole place

@noelle ancient greece...

as in the ancient greece that existed primarily in years commonly referred to with "BC" slapped on the end...

was christian...

bloody hell.

@matt what? no!

It's not their fault they were created to further a terrible business model

Take them to a nice place out in the countryside so they can play with their friends and be rehabilitated

@squirrel blop!

I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun