Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Kobold Space Program

@djsundog Hi Audrey!

@Jo and it has friend lists for some reason

@Jo I clicked on the messages thing because it said there was a new message and it came up in one of those pullout things in the bottom right that websites use for IMs

...why does youtube now have an IM feature?

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz and every bit of it is deserved

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz what? no, you'd be a premium beeper!

LOCK TALK

If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string

@noelle @mona@cybre.space @maloki you also can't throw erasers and/or chalk with pinpoint accuracy at the heads of misbehaving members of your class

Probably for the best on that part though

@squirrel it is, make yourself at home, I'll put the kettle on

@squirrel hey maple, nice to see you visiting my tank