Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@maple hi comment about your notifs column, im the inevitable meta toot
@maple hi maple! I'm octopus!
@maple ooh, maple's got a new place! it comf looking!
And the curse of Don Quixote is still going strong
https://theplaylist.net/terry-gilliam-don-quixote-rights-loss-20180616/
@twitter@mastodon.technology I'm gonna go with no
Sam the Octopus
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good heavens am i the normal person
Kobold Space Program
@Jo and it has friend lists for some reason
@Jo I clicked on the messages thing because it said there was a new message and it came up in one of those pullout things in the bottom right that websites use for IMs
...why does youtube now have an IM feature?
@Agiri@masto.ninja 
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz and every bit of it is deserved
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz what? no, you'd be a premium beeper!
@Agiri@masto.ninja eh, it doesn't really add actual security though
All a terrible padlock is is a sign saying "pls no stealing"
LOCK TALK
If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string
Sam the Octopus
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From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:
"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
