Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle @maple hi dad toot, im mom

@maple hi comment about your notifs column, im the inevitable meta toot

@maple hi maple! I'm octopus!

@maple ooh, maple's got a new place! it comf looking!

And the curse of Don Quixote is still going strong

https://theplaylist.net/terry-gilliam-don-quixote-rights-loss-20180616/

@noelle goddamnit

@twitter@mastodon.technology I'm gonna go with no

Kobold Space Program

@djsundog Hi Audrey!

@Jo and it has friend lists for some reason

@Jo I clicked on the messages thing because it said there was a new message and it came up in one of those pullout things in the bottom right that websites use for IMs

...why does youtube now have an IM feature?

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz and every bit of it is deserved

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz what? no, you'd be a premium beeper!

LOCK TALK

If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string