Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple you can also find care and feeding instructions for the maple in this handy book!

@maple HEWWO!

@maple I usually use a vpn so google always freaks out if that goes down

"AAAAA HOW DID YOU MOVE SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES IN 2 SECONDS?!?!?"

what's "bun" the unit prefix for?

'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS

@maple Tomorrow's World was the best

@colon_three pay it all in small change

@cocoron@sunbeam.city a poptart is a pie

yes

also yes

@Vann@glitch.social what? no

A jam doughnut is a pie

A ring donut is a bagel

@Nine @maple @Agiri@masto.ninja yeah, there's an app and also there are streaming links for your music player of choice

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja honestly soma.fm is one of the very few internet radio things worth listening to, it's fantastic

@Agiri@masto.ninja @maple similar theme, soma.fm SF 10-33, ambient music with san francisco public safety radio traffic

@vantablack but I thought there ain't no such thing as leftover crack?

@maple ah I'm sure you can squeeze in half hour of video games somewhere

@maple well done bun!

Take some time to do something nice at least, even if it's just 5 mins to get a nice cup of tea

@Jo @Nine the cheaper clones of those ifixit toolkits are a legit lifesaver

@noelle yes

I'd personally prefer not to have any on my person but the option being there is good

lb: if I have to think about that so do the rest of you

@maple it's g... nah, can't lie to you, I'll revise that to most synths are good