Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

There's a kitten running to and fro through the house

We don't own a kitten

@maple blub

@maple soff velvety bun ears

"I'll have a martinus please"
"You mean a martini?"
"No, I only want one of them"

@twitter@mastodon.technology no, don't

if you put a Goa'uld into a sarcophagus they only get healed and more evil

@maple tricksy little regulators wanting to confuse people

@maple the bunny is punny

@lunasspecto good bloke that Johnny Appleseed, making sure all could have cider and get drunk

@lunasspecto I'm from the west country, cider is generally the drink of choice

The scrumpy can get dangerous though, north of 7% and goes down smooth

And of course in imperial pints, not the US pint

@noelle if there is it explains why mine doesn't work right

@somarasu okay, yeah, but you have to specify that as "hard cider", over here non-alcoholic cider is a contradiction in terms

I've just learned that what americans refer to as "cider" is in fact, literally apple juice

What the hell USA?

This does explain how surprised americans are when they try a pint of scrumpy though

@maple I've just noticed this badge on your posts and I love it

@gcupc@glitch.social I use Hacker's Keyboard

It's pretty neat, includes all those things like Ctrl and F keys that you really miss on most phone keyboards

@squirrel_chan I like all the stuff you usually stream, the themed episodes like "all mac games" are a really nice look at games on systems people might not have had access to

The glittermitten grove episodes were also really fun, playing a game through to completion

The itch hunt ones can have high and low points because, well, itch, but there's always a couple of games that make it really fun

In terms of schedule something reasonable for EU would be great

@maple I always enjoy the fuck-up hour, I just know that you seem a bit burned out on it

BEES

they're pretty awesome

@maple 11/10 best desktop

@sydneyfalk

I #canHelpWith

- Time, in particular the keeping thereof
- being a rubber duck
- bodging
- (some) linux
- operational security
- shitposting
- headpats
- being an octopus