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There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

Orange Man Says Stupid Things 

@halcy yep, also when she divorced from Charlie he kept sending her flowers and gifts and dinner invitations

She declined

Hence him talking shit about her

@codl yeah, it's lacking that but you could wire it up to a NAS without any hassle

@mulander you're being far too gentle with them

256MB RAM, one 1GHz core, 800x600 resolution, 56.6Kbps internet

@Jo that's another one of those "AI/higher than human standard intelligence is magic" ones isn't it

The British aristocracy has a long history of very subtly putting across their true feelings

Here is a masterclass on how the Queen does it

twitter.com/samuraiknitter/sta

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