Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I love it when USAians say that English food sucks

Because then I can make them question everything they ever knew by pointing out that we were the ones that invented the apple pie

@maple mornin' maple

@hfrazey yep, 4 wild hedgehogs that we're pampering far too much with houses and lots of food and water

@hfrazey in this case, they sniff around the bowl as if to say "what's this crap? where's the good stuff gone?"

we accidentally got our hedgehogs accustomed to expensive cat biscuits

they are now quite unhappy that they're getting given the cheaper ones because we're out of the pricey stuff

lb: @maple makes super good music

@maple everything to do with printers involves words of anguish

@maple wait!

buttcoin

@maple money for buying butts

@maple treat yo' self

you've been a very good lil bun

@maple well, you have said about projects you'd do to yours if it wasn't on processing/night light duty

@Jo @maple a very good bun!

The best bun in fact!

one of our hedgehogs was having a drink of water

they wanted to get at it better so they put their paws on the rim

the bowl fell over, covered them in water and they very quickly ran off as if nothing had happened

@maple octopuses have very long arms

@maple did you put star fox in your emulator?

He might want to do what his urban cousins do and look in all the bins!

Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'

*hands you tea*

@colon_three yes, the baby's gender is explosions

@BatElite usual suspect is your CMOS battery needs replacing, it's on the motherboard, it's one of the small round silver jobbies

@maple you've been a super good squirrel, you deserve all the treats!