Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

octopus is soff and squidgy

It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions

https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/

@Violet HI VIOLET!

@maple HI MAPLE! *pets*

@vease @InspectorCaracal Not entirely sure what Mickey Mouse's dog's opinion has to do with anything

@maple good bun *headpats*

@somarasu surely if it's carbonated you should see a doctor

The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit

The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning

Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't

That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat

Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food

We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before

@maple I know that feeling far too well

@dumpling@octodon.social I'm not sure it required that much practice, she's a tory

@a_breakin_glass Tin Foil Lady is the version I'm seeing more often

May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries

She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?

lil hedgehog snouts when they're snuffling around