Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine @maple think those are called "crumbs"

@maple 128K NIBBLES

@adidal you mean it isn't already?

@maple oooooh shiny

@Siphonay@octodon.social 🎶 I see a circuit board and want it painted black 🎶

USAians: But Sam! So many of the stereotypes you take the piss out of us with are from the south!

I live at 51° north, all of you are southerners

(except Alaskans)

@Corvusheart another thing to remember is that most of Europe is at a higher latitude than Toronto with a climate to match

@Iuckyduck@octodon.social I keep hearing this story but considering your average member of congress has anyone actually checked to see if the mugshots were really of them?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

get fucked marky

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/26/facebook-market-cap-falls-109bn-dollars-after-growth-shock

@maple keycap soup!

@jk this... brown and scrunchy land

@maple bah, kids these days are too busy dabbing their juuls on their hoverboards to appreciate good honest memes any more

@maple CLICKY!

@Agiri@masto.ninja *passes you a cup of tea*

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'

@Toromino pls do my tax returns

A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"

Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before

Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason

@jk I'm pretty sure I've seen those before