Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
meta criticism
@maple I think we're still probably marginally better than twitter
But yeah, we've got shit to work on
hm... with the rain I may have to extend the roof of the hedgehog cafe a bit to make sure they don't have to get their bums all wet while they're feeding
explaining the joke
@noelle ah, I might have looked up the latin if I had any idea what a sephora was
@maple this sounds exactly like what I'd imagine "cheers!" to be in space orc
*raises glass* "GLORG!"
social hot take
@maple wait... "elders"? I thought it was "alders"!
I've been out here respecting birch trees!
Temperature down to 20, weather warnings for heavy rain and wind
Fuck yes, this is much better
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social oof, I can imagine, all those little nooks and crannies
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social now brass I can relate to
When I was a bartender we had a nice long row of brass beer taps on the bar
And of course muggins 'ere with the brasso
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social got all the good jobs then :P
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social well being in the navy is sounding less and less fun by the minute
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social huh, and apparently different between navies as well
I was going off info from the Royal Navy
TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things
In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman
military money, sexism
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social I was about to say that I thought stores was the quartermaster's job but I think quartermaster in navy terms is something different?
@somarasu eh... much of a muchness
sam can't numbers today
@Iuckyduck@octodon.social *glances at the news*
eh, I'm fine with that
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Unethical life pro tip: use NFC Tools and NFC Tasks on Android to set up a Max Volume/Delay 30 Seconds/Play Ringtone task on an NFC tag. Put that tag on your laptop or notebook.
In a boring meeting? Discretely scan the tag, wait 30 seconds, excuse yourself ("I really need to take this")
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
