Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

My local pharmacy is doing such a shitty job and getting so many angry complaints that they have had to hire a security guard to stay on the door

The majority of people who live around here are... rather advanced in years

Yes, they have had to hire security to protect them from incensed pensioners

@Jo that but replace one hedgehog with four of the adorable lil buggers

@maple you a squobit!

the bestest squobit!

(certainly as of last time I checked with you)

@Siphonay@octodon.social NASCAR Mosaic

It's a really fast browser, but it only ever goes around an oval

@maple ooh, that's really pretty

@Elizafox although admittedly it's not quite the same since Michael Aspell left

@Elizafox we do

The original UK one which is better

@Elizafox not the same, iplayer is a paid for service (from taxes) while all the stuff that gets blocked over here by american companies is offered free of charge

The entire point of publishing your code is so other people can learn from it

If you don't comment your shit then you may as well just be throwing binaries around

@tom I love the little tiny knife

IT'S SO SMOL!

@maple *brings sleeby bun tea*

Did you know? @maple is fluffy and good

@noelle so wait, he's got a locked account, which must mean he's using followers only toots because otherwise why have a locked account

Which must mean that he's choosing which toots to make public, and which to keep private... Isn't that self-censorship by his definition?

@noelle robot is its own mech

@diodelass ferier kerier

@maple "telepresence will requires transfers of one terabyte per second"

I am so glad compression tech has gotten better

@softgoat I hate it when they do that the first time you open the app

No app, I'm not going to rate you, I don't know if you work yet

@maple good squobit

@Jo hmm... warm moloko-plus, perfect for a night of some ultra-silence