Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

@noelle an... origin story?

for the joker?

Naomi Wu with a brand new way to flash your tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF/ref=?tag=drsynth-20&th=1

I'm not entirely sure why you'd ever need 275 gallons of personal lubricant at any one time, but if you do, you can buy it

Also, they knew what they were doing when they decided the price

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary

@maple 'cause you're such an awesome bot everyone'll make an exception for you!

@Jo I'd say option 2

It's more bodge-y, I like bodges

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800

Even this can't surprise me any more

I am numb to everything

Sylveon is definitely trans

@maple TWO!

@Jo @vector@weirder.earth He's also quite clever, so I'm sure he could figure out how to hit people with a stick or something

@maple I'm lucky enough to not really know the difference

But I'm assuming it's like kerning where if you know what to look for it'll drive you up the bloody wall

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

@bobstechsite @noelle @thornyonmain@glitch.social rumour has it that he occasionally plays music on street corners for even more money

elon busk