Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

@Nine this is an instance run by @maple, of course we have a calculator emojo

@Nine

@Agiri@masto.ninja I have not but that sounds unpleasant

Hope it feels non-ouchy soon

@BatElite what do you mean common shorthand? We use Pitman over here

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

@maple hell, in some fonts in literally renders the same as ally

Those are bad fonts, but still

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"

@tom I think your nic nacs are very different from our nik naks

@tom I challenge you to make a sandwich with it

@noelle you had me at GBBO for handcrafts

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@masklayer I think the standard protocol is to wrap it in a towel and take it to a vet

Probably better call the vet first for advice though, that might be wrong

@gamehawk I mean, I guess it is a gateway drug in a way

The lack of it being a gateway to opiate addiction