Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Agiri@masto.ninja *prods* oooooh squishy

@Agiri@masto.ninja request permission to prod beans to test squishiness

@Agiri@masto.ninja PAWBS!

With BEANS

@noelle @minego over here it's white/black for milk/no milk and then how many teaspoons of sugar

@chr@cybre.space and it's always a terrible recording of greensleeves

@Nine @maple @noelle OH GOD DAMNIT

@maple *puts maple on hydraulic jack*

oh, hire, not higher

people should hire the maple, 'cause maple is good at things

I am not at all making this up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodger_%26_Badger

My parent's generation: "Why are all our kids so weird?"

One of the TV shows you put on for us involved an anthropomorphic badger with a weird thing for mashed potato, what did you expect?

lil hedgies doin' a huff

relatively big pudgy hedgehogs

@noelle well, a 6 inch long hose getting an 8 inch long split in the side has got to be some kind of magic

@ajroach42 you might be able to use it as a portable DOOM machine

Because lobsters seem to be a thing now

related topics: brexit, mad max

Turns out that the "fury road" is actually the M1

So uh... google searches for "stockpile" have gone up quite a bit over the past month

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=GB&q=stockpile

I think it's dawning on people just how fucked we are

@noelle who knew it could be so hard to get insurance cover for a bunch of crazed gun nuts