Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo we ended up going with free to view satellite because digital terrestrial just doesn't work around here

There's a small hill

That's literally the reason we get zero TV reception

A small hill

"Google Glass helps kids with autism read facial expressions"

http://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/08/google-glass-helps-kids-with-autism-read-facial-expressions.html

Being able to easily recognise facial expressions would be handy, on the other hand, I'd have to wear google glass

@maple cookie policy is to feed everyone cookies

@Jo yeah, those ones are a bit pricey

If you fancy doing a lot of wiring I came across this a while back http://searle.hostei.com/grant/cpm/index.html

@noelle @Agiri@masto.ninja mind out of the gutter ellie

@Agiri@masto.ninja *prods* oooooh squishy

@Agiri@masto.ninja request permission to prod beans to test squishiness

@Agiri@masto.ninja PAWBS!

With BEANS

@noelle @minego over here it's white/black for milk/no milk and then how many teaspoons of sugar

@chr@cybre.space and it's always a terrible recording of greensleeves

@Nine @maple @noelle OH GOD DAMNIT

@maple *puts maple on hydraulic jack*

oh, hire, not higher

people should hire the maple, 'cause maple is good at things

I am not at all making this up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodger_%26_Badger

My parent's generation: "Why are all our kids so weird?"

One of the TV shows you put on for us involved an anthropomorphic badger with a weird thing for mashed potato, what did you expect?

lil hedgies doin' a huff

relatively big pudgy hedgehogs

@noelle well, a 6 inch long hose getting an 8 inch long split in the side has got to be some kind of magic

@ajroach42 you might be able to use it as a portable DOOM machine