Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@hfrazey I'm afraid not, pretty sure there are some nearby to visit though

@hfrazey they especially like cheese and ham

the cats, that is, I'm not sure if the hedgehogs like it, they're too busy snuffling the cat food

@hfrazey better bring some for the cats as well, otherwise they'll be jealous

@hfrazey send me a message slightly before and I'll already have the kettle on

True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes

https://www.diggerland.com/

"If people didn't need to work to survive who'd drive the forklifts?!"

I dunno, probably all the people who bought Forklift Truck Simulator

@noelle ...

@BatElite If you look at it for a while it's actually a fairly standard dial layout

It's just the design that makes it almost impossible to read

@E It's a watch, with a chronograph

So far so normal

But then they put on a compass, with a spirit level to align the compass right, and a little container to store 5 water purification tablets

As if anyone wearing a million dollar watch will need any of those things

Oh, it's also more than 5 centimetres wide

Well this is ridiculous

https://www.richardmille.com/en/collections/rm-25-01/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7oJ11PjiQ

@noelle damnit ellie