Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I'd miss you being around on here and as far as I'm concerned you're the best damn admin in the 'verse but do what you have to do to take care of yourself, bun

Maybe don't delete the account but take a sabbatical for a while, see what you feel after a break

Trebucheting TERFs is a good start, but there are other cool siege engines we could use

Onager TERFs!
Ballista TERFs!

There are so many possibilities!

@andyAstruc pretty much all of them as far as I can tell

@noelle they're actually talking about "tis"

Specifically one of them repeatedly

un tis un tis un tis

@hfrazey not at all, they don't really socialise but they all seem fine with each other

also, bonus laser cat in the background

@BatElite I believe that's the huge one, although all the hedgehogs have sort of averaged out in size recently

Hedgehog restaurant and ballroom has its first guest since the remodel

would a terf trebuchet be a standard trebuchet specially set aside for flinging terfs, or a trebuchet made of terfs for the same purpose?

It's quite hoppy

@Violet I think the fan theory is that he's a Watcher or at least someone/thing that has a relation to the Watchers

@maple "maple, why's the power grid making music-y noises?"

"...no reason..."

@maple also with that smirk you're definitely up to something

@maple IT'S A MAPLE! \\\\o////

I am truly a benevolent hedgehog monarch

The Hedgehog Cafe has now been upgraded to the Hedgehog Restaurant and Ballroom

@lambdagrrl we do, however, have a wiki wiki wild wild west

@halcy @tom that and I'm assuming they'd flail about a bit which wouldn't be good for predictable aerodynamics

@halcy @tom *looks up from detailed trebuchet plans and a map of volcanoes* ...not a credible threat

right

not at all

@BatElite alternate ending: eventually the puppy stops killing people and gets pets

Makes it into the story of how dogs were domesticated from wolves