Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@gcupc@glitch.social UTC default, allow the user to change it would be my pick

@SuricrasiaOnline

How a Watch Works

https://archive.org/details/HowaWatc1949

A production by the Jam Handy Organisation for Hamilton Watch Company

If you ever wanted to know how a watch works with all the tiny lil gears and stuff, give this video a look

@aparrish I think 1,4, and 6 can be smushed together as just "use stuff what is on fire"

BOOST FOR...

actually it's just a picture of a Boost

my gender is: No such file or directory

@maple nice choice

*brings out a bowl of yummy 2-inch floppy disks*

@maple would you prefer 8 inch, 5 and a quarter, or 3 and a half?

@maple

@maple and we all love gay robot!

@maple @softgoat a game of "wrestler or male porn star name?" I believe

@maple @softgoat jad?

@somarasu wasn't that the show where, canonically, moses parted the red sea with a spinning top?

@maple we'll have to get the olbas oil out for you, that's usually good for stuffy noses

and wrap you in a blanket of course, that's just standard

@maple maple music is best music

If there are any #brands that want me to shill your product, please send me a crate of it and I might shill for you

(I won't)

(Unless you're Sinn, I will shill the shit out of Sinn watches from now 'til eternity)

Got a flyer for Domino's Pizza through the post

Why the hell does anyone buy these things?

A medium pizza costs 14/15 quid.

A MEDIUM

For the USAians that's 18/19 bucks for a medium pizza

@maple see this is the advantage of having robot friends

you just put in a s/original/new and they don't notice it's changed!