Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Baxter Pretty much, yeah

Here at computerfairi.es we've got a list of instances that we choose not to federate with (practical offshoot, you can't talk to people on them, but they also can't harass you)

Also each instance has its own rules, so what's okay on one instance might be not be okay on another

You can see the list of instances we block and the rules here: https://computerfairi.es/about/more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

(linked twice because two of them are down today)

they're coming around earlier

it's only half eight

@gcupc@glitch.social UTC default, allow the user to change it would be my pick

@SuricrasiaOnline

How a Watch Works

https://archive.org/details/HowaWatc1949

A production by the Jam Handy Organisation for Hamilton Watch Company

If you ever wanted to know how a watch works with all the tiny lil gears and stuff, give this video a look

@aparrish I think 1,4, and 6 can be smushed together as just "use stuff what is on fire"

BOOST FOR...

actually it's just a picture of a Boost

my gender is: No such file or directory

@maple nice choice

*brings out a bowl of yummy 2-inch floppy disks*

@maple would you prefer 8 inch, 5 and a quarter, or 3 and a half?

@maple

@maple and we all love gay robot!

@maple @softgoat a game of "wrestler or male porn star name?" I believe

@maple @softgoat jad?

@somarasu wasn't that the show where, canonically, moses parted the red sea with a spinning top?

@maple we'll have to get the olbas oil out for you, that's usually good for stuffy noses

and wrap you in a blanket of course, that's just standard

@maple maple music is best music

If there are any #brands that want me to shill your product, please send me a crate of it and I might shill for you

(I won't)

(Unless you're Sinn, I will shill the shit out of Sinn watches from now 'til eternity)