Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@softgoat Yankee Candle
Not bad in and of itself but imagine the tie-in products
Just who's this Malone person everyone's trying to get mailed places?
BEES ARE GOOD BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD
Sam the Octopus
boosted
if ur a robot and ur thinking do your eyes go like 
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@maple maple being maple being ok is good!
@maple YAY ONLINE MAPLE!
How is the maple today?
@Tobi nah, can't be, I'm pretty sure Tom Scott is eternal and existed since before the universe
@maple hedgehog posting from me mostly
@GwenfarsGarden@mastodon.social oh cool, that explains a lot, thanks for that
It's becoming more and more apparent that our hedgehogs didn't get the memo about them being meant to eat slugs
hedgie!
you wouldn't believe I clean out the cafe every day looking at it after some hedgies come by
@Jo yeah, I guessed 
@Jo Ah, this is going to be one of those films that could have ended far sooner if anyone made one right decision isn't it?
Bautista: "ere lads, bunch of people about who want to keep you as hostages"
West Ham fans: "fuck that"
Hostage takers: "fuuuuuuuuuck"
@Jo I'd feel really sorry for anyone who held a bunch of West Ham fans for ransom
They're not getting out of that with all their teeth that's for sure
@maple I haven't met your second niece, nice to see she's making her way to the fediverse
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
