Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

okay, yeah, definitely have to move the opening time for the hedgehog cafe to half seven

had two of them queuing up outside!

gofundme to send @maple and I to SPACE so we can bartend on the ISS

@maple I wanna be an octopus bartender in a space station

we should open a bar in SPAAAAAACE

@maple I think I used that once

@djsundog to avoid duplication there're already x-prizes for super good telepresence and "fuck earth, i'mma live on the moon" so we don't need to cover those

Instead of bullshit terms like "light vanilla" makeup should be sold by CMYK values to make everything easier

Thus spake the octopus

@SuricrasiaOnline although thinking about it it's pigment rather than light, so CMYK would be more appropriate

they don't do that either though

@SuricrasiaOnline probably but unfortunately makeup isn't sold in rgb values

would be kickass if it was though

@maple I wish I could show you how the rest of us see you

@maple I'm around here because I like you, not just the "character", but you

@maple that is a good point

I'd personally pick colourful over metal

Although if they do colourful shiny metal IBM badges...

@maple ooh, I do like that logo a lot more than the lenovo one

@JakeKof@queer.party I did!

didn't mind me being there at all, just wanted to trundle over to the food!

first hedgehog of the night at 19:45

opened the door to put the food out and saw a hedgehog sitting there as if saying "give me foooood!"

@arielmt it's a tolkein ring network

@maple can't say I do

my go-to suggestion is mutt because mutt is awesome except when looking at html email

squirrelmail would be totally on-brand but that's webmail

possibly thunderbird?

there's also evolution and kmail which are part of gnome and kde respectively

@tom I think it makes noises

@maple I remember you saying you didn't want any of the console-only clients, so that's those out of the way at least

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