Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've just realised that "come to my party, we've got delicious döner meat!" would mean something very different in the USA than it would in Europe

huh, apparently you can be angry while eating ice cream

@maple gonna need a lot of those to fill a bowl

@maple or at least, I hope it to be a light bunishment

also I've got bunoculars and bunting but I'm not sure how I'm going to cram those puns in

@maple I can only hope that you'll be bunevolent and forgive me for the puns

I was on a roll

@maple or, I'm sure you'll find an abundance of bunny puns, a true bunanza, and in fact, a bunch

@maple oh I'm sure you will, you've just got to believe in yourself!

@noelle damnit ellie, making me look up deprecated temperature measures

I have no idea what today's discourse is about and I'd very much like to keep it that way please

@yiffpolice this assumes that the playing surface is flat...

how would it have to curve in order to work?

@melody 'ello there, welcome!

@softgoat it's wholegrain wheat crammed into brick things

@vantablack probably most of the non-abrahamic ones as well but I know less about them

@maple and every bit of it is deserved

@maple not just pretty good, very good!

octopus wants soff fuzzy pyjamas

there has to be somewhere that stocks pyjamas with 8 arms