Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle

I recently got one of these

My pepper grinder is a bunny!

*throws big white sheet over head*

WoooOOOOoooOOOO ghost octopus

@Shadejackrabbit I have no idea, I just know that any time I've asked before I've been told "Nah, these are too slow over here"

So I dunno, some conspiracy from the coffee maker people?

@InspectorCaracal evidently I've previously been talking to all the wrong americans

Any time I've brought up the topic of electric kettles to a USAian before they've said "Oh, we don't use those because they take too long to boil on our power supply"

I have just learnt from someone in a different country on 120V that that excuse is bullshit and 120V kettles don't take too long at all

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ELECTRIC KETTLES NOW AMERICANS?

@alice@elekk.xyz AAAAAAA TOO SPOOKY

@maple I like but yeah, for new users it might look a bit too much like a save button

I'd go for one of the maplemojos

@zac @SuricrasiaOnline small group of sharks under the surface holding up score cards

IT IS NOW SPOOKY MONTH!

👻

If I don't see a couple of hundred pictures of people going to Halloween parties as bowsette this year I will be very, very surprised

why doesn't tony stark just give all the other avengers cool suits of armour?

@maple bunneh!

@Totticus those are some super good teefs!

Interfaces that have only pictures on all the buttons aren't intuitive and aren't at all helpful

"Oh, that option's in the "edit" menu"
"and which fucking hieroglyph is that signified by, dickhead?"

@maple we all love you too!

@maple HAI!