Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo ah, fox, so it's either going to be shite and go for eleventy million seasons or really good and go for one and finish half way through Changes

@maple not useless at all, you can still receive hugs and pets and love!

*offers all three*

@Jo solder them all together!

"Hey, I need a resistor for this thing"
"what value?"
"couple of inches worth"

@natecull Stabitus the Stabby

Liked his lightsabre that one did

Why limit yourself to one set of knuckle tats?

With implantable LED displays you could display any arbitrary knuckle tat at any time!

You could even have them scroll for more characters!

SCRO LLIN
CROL LING
ROLL ING
OLLI NG T
LLIN G TA
LING TAT
ING TATS

"New Doctor Who slammed as ‘unrealistic’ after showing working train between Sheffield and Manchester"

http://newsthump.com/2018/10/09/new-doctor-who-slammed-as-unrealistic-after-showing-working-train-between-sheffield-and-manchester/

@maple 🅱️

Finally a linus techtips video title that encapsulates the entire channel

"WHY?"

@masklayer gerber have a bladeless version of the MP600 you could look at

Has a replaceable saw blade which I think is compatible with standard jigsaw blades for when you get on the ground

I've just had to walk two and a half km to and from the shops to get the hedgehogs some of food they like because we'd run out

Those lil adorable buggers better appreciate it

@sivy @aral I'm heavily on the side of "didn't need 'em before, don't need 'em now, fuck off corpers we ain't federating with you"

@revolverocelot hell, the Fiat Multipla sold okay here, ugly as sin but bloody hell could you fit a load of crap in it

@revolverocelot I mean, they kinda are ugly and usually cheap, we just think "Fuck yeah! So much room for shopping!" and don't give much of a shit about the aesthetics

I'm still shocked that anyone expected Kanye West to have good opinions on anything

Dude named his firstborn child "North"

Yeah, "North West"

Seriously

@InspectorCaracal I think more useful division between genres would be hard/soft

Hard fantasy/sci-fi explains everything, soft fantasy/sci-fi doesn't explain shit

@kev@fosstodon.org https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/8/17951890/google-plus-shut-down-security-api-change-gmail-android

I'm honestly surprised anyone's noticed that google+ is shutting down

Christopher Columbus was a complete arsehole and didn't "discover" shit

This has been your Columbus take for this year