Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@hfrazey yeah, don't get as much of that with wild animals

but I do get happy chuffing from some of them when they wander over for food!

@hfrazey appears to be the same with hedgehogs

Luckily the cafe has a conveniently wipe clean floor

in less polite terms: I didn't know so much shite could come out of such small creatures

Anyone had any luck potty training wild hedgehogs?

'cause cleaning them out every day is frequently a bit... unpleasant

@Jo *battle noises*
Trooper: OH GREAT, I GET THE ONE SHIFT THIS WEEK THAT ONE OF THESE TIME TRAVELLING PRICKS DOESN'T TURN UP
*lots of gunfire*

@Jo ah yeah, fair point

@Jo *blaring alarm noises*
Rookie: Are we finally going to see some action?!
Vets: Just wait a second
*alarms stop*
Tannoy: Doctor fixed it again
Vets: See?
Rookie: :(

@Jo honestly the more I think about it the more I want a game/episode/movie about being a member of UNIT just sucking and being really boring

@Jo half the game is moaning about how the mess hall is only serving fish fingers and custard today

@Jo All of them are issued decks of cards like the ones issued in Iraq but instead of high value targets they all have pictures of the Doctor in various regenerations because they don't know which one'll turn up and they'd prefer not to shoot them

@Jo 10 minutes in the back of a truck from staging and then over the radio "All units RTB, Doctor came along and fixed everything again"

@twitter@mastodon.technology if by "figure out" you mean "figured out how to unlock them by just looking at them funny" then yes, yes they have

Usually I hate the fact that christmas stuff is appearing in stores earlier and earlier each year

But in recent years UK supermarkets are selling lebkuchen

I fucking love lebkuchen

I will never be as rad as this biker bun

Could be an awesome look for @maple though

@trashyfins@chomp.life still check your email over here, might be different on some other fork or something

@colon_three well of course it is, chocolate's very bad for cats

@colon_three if I'm going to be anywhere without a fridge for any period of time I'll pick up a carton

Tea, coalition is pretty much all that keeps me going