Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple AAAAAAA RUN AWAY

@softgoat I think 2k6 came with a linux installer

or was it 2k4?

one of them certainly did

techy security conscious people: I'm not buying an amazon echo or whatever, can't fool me into paying for the privilege of having a wiretap in my house

also techy security conscious people: AAAAA VECTOR LOOKS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE IT PETS AND HAVE IT LIVE ON MY DESK

@maple HAI!

@maple oh they've got one on machine trading, this is going to be hilarious!

"Let's automate what we know about the stock market!"
"aaaand we're skint"

Huh, apparently humble bundle has a new bundle of investing and stock trading ebooks

I fully expect the number of nerds going bankrupt to rise quite sharply over the next couple of months

@Sir_Boops THIS IS SLANDER

@maple YAY MAPLE!

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comic idea for anyone who can draw:

somebody just continually asking thoth (always written as Θώθ) what things are with him getting progressively more annoyed

ⲑⲱⲑ what's this?

Thoth: you know full well I'm sick of that meme
Me: lol

@dayglochainsaw they missed a trick not naming "delete" "Fizz"

Fizz would of course appear in every third episode and Buzz in every fifth

@softgoat oh yeah, beats or something it was called

divided the day into 1000 units

@maple *soff octohugs in an attempt to make you feel better*

@maple @InspectorCaracal yeah, that's my biggest peeve about linux

I'm happy to share anything I know but sadly that's pretty limited

@maple @InspectorCaracal don't consider yourself stupid because you don't know how parts of linux work, it's arcane wizardry at the best of times

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

@garbados "thanks for being a good boss, as a reward, we're not stringing you up today"

"maybe tomorrow"