Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

comic idea for anyone who can draw:

somebody just continually asking thoth (always written as Θώθ) what things are with him getting progressively more annoyed

ⲑⲱⲑ what's this?

Thoth: you know full well I'm sick of that meme
Me: lol

@dayglochainsaw they missed a trick not naming "delete" "Fizz"

Fizz would of course appear in every third episode and Buzz in every fifth

@softgoat oh yeah, beats or something it was called

divided the day into 1000 units

@maple *soff octohugs in an attempt to make you feel better*

@maple @InspectorCaracal yeah, that's my biggest peeve about linux

I'm happy to share anything I know but sadly that's pretty limited

@maple @InspectorCaracal don't consider yourself stupid because you don't know how parts of linux work, it's arcane wizardry at the best of times

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

@garbados "thanks for being a good boss, as a reward, we're not stringing you up today"

"maybe tomorrow"

@hfrazey yeah, don't get as much of that with wild animals

but I do get happy chuffing from some of them when they wander over for food!

@hfrazey appears to be the same with hedgehogs

Luckily the cafe has a conveniently wipe clean floor

in less polite terms: I didn't know so much shite could come out of such small creatures

Anyone had any luck potty training wild hedgehogs?

'cause cleaning them out every day is frequently a bit... unpleasant

@Jo *battle noises*
Trooper: OH GREAT, I GET THE ONE SHIFT THIS WEEK THAT ONE OF THESE TIME TRAVELLING PRICKS DOESN'T TURN UP
*lots of gunfire*

@Jo ah yeah, fair point

@Jo *blaring alarm noises*
Rookie: Are we finally going to see some action?!
Vets: Just wait a second
*alarms stop*
Tannoy: Doctor fixed it again
Vets: See?
Rookie: :(

@Jo honestly the more I think about it the more I want a game/episode/movie about being a member of UNIT just sucking and being really boring