Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

So it's the time of year where I keep an eye out for christmas presents for people so I can get everything done early and gloat at all the people panicking a week before christmas

I have just seen what might be the most hilariously shit rendering of santa claus ever

https://uk.lush.com/products/christmas/strawberry-santa-0

@BatElite his plan was to win the referendum, stay in the EU, and then the matter would be settled and UKIP voters would come back into the tory fold

This didn't work

If you really think about it, brexit is the result of Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich

2015: Labour lose the general election due to Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich (it was a simpler time back then), causing the tories and David Cameron to get in
2015: David Cameron decides the tories are losing too many votes to UKIP and so plans a referendum on leaving the EU
2016-onwards: the current shitshow

@natalie@masto.ninja hi computer friend!

@colon_three wow, that's somehow worse than numeric error codes

@Anke @InspectorCaracal I know radio can get a bit wobbly with too much radioactive stuff around, a wire should be fine though

@InspectorCaracal yes! that would also work!

just don't be anywhere near the dangerous clicky noises

any time you see someone using a geiger counter in fiction or in reality they're always holding the little detector on a wire or a whole counter setup in their hand

Surely you want that on a stick

Nice long stick with a geiger counter on so you don't have to be anywhere near the thing you think might be radioactive

Put geiger counters on sticks

#FriendshipFriday

octopus loves all their friends

@maple hey \\\\o////

@bobby_newmark the firkin dance is that waddle you do when you try to move them

@tom @djsundog I am 100% here for cybre blankets

@maple

@maple computers good

@bunnylyn gets points for actually working longer than a day between charges

(assuming you only use the time functions)

@noelle I would 100% invest in that

I don't have enough money to make that meaningful in any way, shape, or form but I'd totally back it

@Anke @InspectorCaracal @chr@cybre.space @Gargron mostly the latter sounds more old timey and steampunk