@noelle on the one hand their complete lack of opsec skills makes it far easier to catch them out, on the other, I'm offended that they're so shit at this

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 19:36

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 19:36

Oct 30, 2018, 19:36

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

two hedgies having a munch!

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:50

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:50

Oct 30, 2018, 18:50

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson it was but considering how you've set up Washington DC it seems like you lot don't have a problem with taxation without representation any more

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:47

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:47

Oct 30, 2018, 18:47

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson maybe if you pay your taxes then we'll let you have a vote

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:44

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 18:44

Oct 30, 2018, 18:44

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson I'm still saying the queen should revoke your "declaration of independence"

*queen lizzy voice*"No, one is taking care of this shit"

**Sam the Octopus** · Oct 30, 2018, 17:01

Sam the Octopus boosted

**Incineroar liker** @bunnylyn@glitch.social · Oct 30, 2018, 17:01

Oct 30, 2018, 17:01

Incineroar liker @bunnylyn@glitch.social

let 👏 maple 👏 say 👏 fuck

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 15:26

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 15:26

Oct 30, 2018, 15:26

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Thomas *puts "As Slime Goes By" into the queue* will do mate

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 15:15

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 15:15

Oct 30, 2018, 15:15

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

...wasn't there an apple thing not that long ago? I'm sure there was one not too long ago

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 13:57

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 13:57

Oct 30, 2018, 13:57

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Hey sam, can you help taking down the old shed?"
"YEAH" *grabs axe and chainsaw and fun toys*
"cool, we're giving that one to a friend so if you could help carefully taking it apart so they can put it back together that'd be great"
*looks at axe and chainsaw and fun toys* :(

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 12:56

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 12:56

Oct 30, 2018, 12:56

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@kaylee 501 Not Implemented

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 02:24

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 02:24

Oct 30, 2018, 02:24

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *pets and hugs*

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 02:14

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Oct 30, 2018, 02:14

Oct 30, 2018, 02:14

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, so I have to put this on imgur because image uploads aren't working here at the moment due to a certain service that shall be named as wasabi

https://imgur.com/Q9PzosG

Caption: Newspaper clipping with headline "Mastodon yells at cloud", the image below that is of the fluffy elephant friend yelling at a cloud above superimposed with the wasabi logo